WE BELIEVE that the function and style of kitchen wall tables is not fully appreciated.

We think that they are great for not only prepping food, but also as a makeshift ladder so you can climb up to the, what are they called…. I’ve blanked… the things hanging in a kitchen over the wall tables… not drawers… you know… the enclosed shelving… Cabinets! So you can climb up to the cabinets!

For legal reasons, our lawyers (which we definitely have) have informed us that we cannot actually recommend using a kitchen wall table (which they continue to constantly refer to as a counter) in any manner inconsistent with its labeling (which we’re pretty sure most kitchen wall tables don’t have, but that’s probably what we get for hiring my cousin).

Yes, the Kitchen Wall Table, shut up

An Octopus